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I want to calculate the value of a troy ounce of silver against the stock market value how do I do that? I looked up the value of silver on the DowJones. Do I use that as the value calculator for a single troy ounce?

Is there a Historical Stock Calculator online? I surprisingly can't find any calculator that allows you to determine how much an stock investment is (or would have been worth) over time. Does anyone know of a site/widget/tool where you can enter an amount, stock, and date and it will calculate today's value (with dividends and splits included into it's algorithm)?

Is there a way to figure out the value of a common stock experiencing supernormal growth? I have the formula for valuing a stock experiencing supernormal growth for a period of time, but then returns to normal growth. How do you figure it out on a BAII Plus calculator? The dividend goes up, but then assuming that the stock is sold at the end of the period with supernormal growth. Any help is greatly appreciated.

What is the problem with this java code? if (doubleResults >= 0) { JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "Stock value gained: " + doubleResults + ".", "Stock Value Calculator"); } else { JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(null, "Stock value lost: " + doubleResults + ".", "Stock Value Calculator")};

Where can I found a program which can calculate stock price? I need a stock price calculator which calculates stock price based on company performances (eg. it gives stock price when you input company's assets, cash, revenues, total number of shares, etc.) It would also be good if it could count dividend yield (again based on needed values which can be imputed). By the way - I am not looking for portfolio calculators which calculate returns and portfolio values, I just need to examine company shares price based on the accounting details I have about it.

If I find old stock shares (20+ yrs old) how can I find out their current value and how do I trade them? I already found a calculator at Sharebuilder.com but that calculator only looks back 10 Years and I need to look back further. How do I calculate their current value.

What is the best way to find historical industry market value stock prices? I am doing a paper on KO and I have the profitability section of the paper. We are suppose to show why KO is a strong company. I decided a for one of my graphs showing the growth of $1 invested in KO as compared to a general market fund like the S&P 500 and the beverage-soft drink industry average would be a good way to show the strength of Coke over the years. I have the numbers for KO and S&P. For KO I used the market value and the cumulative returns formula (1979-2009) found here http://ir.thecoca-colacompany.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=94566&p=irol-stocksplit ... Then for S&P if found a nice little calculator thing.... However I have been having trouble with the industry part of the graph. Yahoo Finance has the industry but no historical data. So I was thinking I would just put KO's 3 main competitors up there DPS, PEP, and Nestle. But, I am still having trouble finding market values for those companies. At least non of them are as convenient as KOs. Any help or suggestions would be great... Thanks

what is cos i ( square root of -1)? I recently tried cos(iota) (square root of -1 ) on my android phone's calculator and guess what , i got a value , 1.5430806.... !! whats interesting is , first its outside domain of cos and when i tried this on other calculators , there was an error ! even on internet i could not find one article on this !! what exactly is cos of iota and where can i find more info about it ?? please explain why cos(iota) has a value of 1.54 and why only the android's stock calculator can give me the value , every other calculator i tried gave me an error !

Stock valuation homework problem? I have this question on my hw and finance is waaayyy too far over my head. I don't know how to figure this problem out. I've searched my text book and 2 teacher's online notes and they don't tell me how to do this. Unicode Inc pays an annual dividend rate of 8.2% on its preferred stock that currently returns 10.99% and has a par value of 100.What is the value of the stock? I would like to know how to do these problems by a formula or using a financial calculator or whatever. PLEASE HELP!

anybody with a calculator help with mathemathics please. 2 problems. I will give you points? Joe Drove 9,000 miles last year. His variable expenses were $940 and his fixed expenses were $1,460.00. What was was joe's cost per mile? a. $.16 b. $.27 c. $.10 d. $.22 ______________________________________ At the end of the years pete's pedal had 7 moutain bikes with a unit cost of $325.00 each; 14 bike helmets with a unit cost of $48.25 each; and 4 touring kits with a unit cost of $54.40 each, in stock. What value of pete's inventory? a. $3,185.00 b. $31,681.00 c. $427.65 d. $3,168.10 ______________________________________

NEED HELP ON FINANCE PROBLEMS-CALCULATOR PROBLEMS? 1. What is the yield to maturity on a $1000 par value 8.875% McDonald's Corporation bond if the investor buys the bonds at the following market price of $1,175? Assume the coupon is paid annually and the bond matures in 15 years? 2. McDonald's Corp's $1,000 par value zero-coupon notes mature in six years. What is the yield to maturity to an investor buying one of these notes for $250?? *** I'm having troubling calculating these on a finance calculator. I have the BA-II Calculator. I think im not understanding the process of calculating these, so i can't get the right answer. I know the yield to maturity is the rate of return and theres this formula in my book that has "Required rate of return on preferred stock = preferred annual dividend per share/Value of a share of preferred share" If you can help that would be great cuz i can't get the answer <_< aftet trying a million times

Help! Employee stock options - do I own them now? Hi there, I am new to shares and trading. Through my employer, I was eligible for stock options and the time has come to exercise (buy) the stock options. I'm leaving my employer soon (next week), and would like to check whether or not I currently own the shares. I have a few questions so please bear with me! 1. Can someone tell me what my portfolio means? 2. Based on the the information shown in my portfolio, does this mean I already own the stock options? 3. If I don't own the stock options, what action do I need to take to own the stock options? I'd like to do this before I leave my employer. ================================= My portfolio shows me the following: Action: Trade / Calculator Grant date: 01/01/10 Number: 123456 Type: Nonqual Status: Accepted Price: $4.50 Granted: 200 Exercisable: 200 Pending: 0 Estimated Market value: $xxxx ==============================

Finance Help please !!!!!!Really need help here? Stock Values The Jackson-Timberlake Wardrobe Co. just paid a dividend of $1.60 per share on its stock. The dividends are expected to grow at a constant rate of 6 percent per year, indefinitely. If investors require a 12 percent return on The Jackson-Timberlake Wardrobe Co. stock, the current price is $_______ . The price will be $_____ in 3 years and $________ in 15 years. Bond Yields Linebacker Co. has 7 percent coupon bonds on the market with nine years left to maturity. The bonds make annual payments. If the bond currently sells for $1,080, the YTM is percent please show me how to do it. I have a finance calculator...

Which of these are considered foreign stocks? Wilshire 5000 is the broadest US market measure - approximately 6,000 stocks of all sizes (performance calculated on the Wilshire Associates web site, http://www.wilshire.com/Indexes/calculator/) SP500 represents large-capitalization US stocks (but provides global exposure in general because it includes many US stocks with income from foreign operations) Russell 1000 is similar to SP500, large-cap US but a fair amount of global exposure Russell 1000 Growth and 1000 Value are highest-scoring stocks within the Russell 1000 universe on Growth and Value measures Russell 2000 represents small-cap US stocks (with much less global exposure than the S&P 500). Defined as the smallest 2,000 stocks in the Russell 3000 stock index Russell 2000 Growth and 2000 Value are highest-scoring stocks within the Russel 2000 universe on Growth and Value measures MSCI EAFE (Morgan Stanley Capital International) Europe, Americas, and Far East index represents an index of foreign stock market returns Emerging Markets represented by MSCI Emergin Markets Index, free float-adjusted cap-weighted index Lehman Bros Aggregate Bond index is an index of total returns on a diversified portfolio of US Federal, state/local, and corporate bonds Real Estate represented by Transaction-Based Index (TBI) produced by the Center for Real Estate, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (available at http://web.mit.edu/cre/research/credl/tbi.html Citigroup 3-Month T-Bill returns represent the return on cash and cash-equivalent investments of short maturity and very low risk Commodities represented by Commodities Research Bureau Futures Index, a commodity index based on the futures prices of various commodities Thanks!! sorry for the typo. It's just a homework assignment I have this chart with it and the question is how many years were forign stocks the best-performing asset class. but I'm not sure which one's are considered foreign stocks...or all of them? thank you financgal27!! that's what I was thinking =)

Does money buy happiness? Does money buy happiness? I BELIEVE IT DOES, 100 PERCENT. WHY????? People with a Bachelor's degree, Masters and PH.D's will generally earn a respectable income, in addition, they will enjoy a life time career that relates to their degree. These people will generally have a better looking wife, nicer home, reside in a safer neighborhood, they generally have an excellent retirement packages and their off spring will continue their success. Others with degrees that earn sub par wages and while working in non-respectable jobs are generally depressed and prone to commit suicide. They will lose hope to in the American Dream, they will have less prospects in life, and their off spring will either end up in jail or six feet under. These people are coupled with American's that had no desire to go to college, yet I see more American's emerging into the Proletarian status. ============================================================================ All I care about in life is myself, because your career/income is your self worth in life and women admire rich men. I work in a depression proof industry and my fiscal income can range from $52k to $60k, in an industry that I only worked in for only 15 months, furthermore, I invest my money and I use "margin money" to increase my Margin Account and Net Worth. What do they generally want, a man with a good to great career/home/car/personality/etc.... ==================================================================== "This Black-Scholes calculator allows you to figure out the value of a European call or put option. The calculator uses the stock's current share price, the option strike price, time to expiration, risk-free interest rate, and volatility to derive the value of these options. The Black-Scholes calculation used by this tool assumes no dividend is paid on the stock" http://www.money-zine.com/Calculators/Investment-Calculators/Black-Scholes-Calculator/ Will, I AM extremely bored in life, perhaps because I currently have no GF and Children to support. I work all the time and barely home. That amount of income I am generating is still pocket change, compared to hedge fund managers and high-end Engineers. chloe, I personally feel self confident, superior and more important because my income/net worth continues to stock pile, whereas I think it is utterly pathetic how some of my non-educated friends cannot save $3k. I saved over $30k, just in 2010 when you include my tax return! I could of hooked up with some "blond girl", but I am gone all the time and I work in a SEMI respectable job.

Buy and Hold vs Taking a Profit? Well I've been thinking lately. I'm a value investor, so I like to play around with a discounted cash flow calculator to arrive at what I think are fair values for different companies. Obviously it is impossible to know the perfect growth rate, weighted average cost of capital, etc., but I like to make conservative estimates nonetheless. However, the prevailing theme in the value arena is to buy a good stock and hold it for multiple years. Let's say you calculate the fair value of a stock to be $15, and you buy it for $5. In 5 months it goes up to $15. It's a good company, but based on your calculations it is not a value anymore (it's at fair value). To me, instead of holding the stock at this point, it makes more sense to take your profit since the stock is not granting you any advantage over any other fairly priced stock. Also, things can turn sour and without a margin of safety going forward, that might spell trouble. Does this attitude make sense?

gaming pc issue hd 5850? when i turn on my pc 9/10 times the system powers on no post beeps at all occasionaly itlly turn on post and then i get a black screen. the motherboard is fine removed the ram sticks powered on got beep codes. before i had this issue while gaming the screen would flicker every now and then and for perhaps a second stay with a solid colour with stripes is this the graphics card or could it be anything else? system specs: amd 1055t stock xfx hd 5850 wd blue 320gb hard drive 4gb ddr3 value corsair coolermaster gx 550w < used a calculator this is fine 44a on 12v rail gigabyte ga 870a usb3

help pleases and thank u? 1. If you have earned income, which of the following retirement devices must you contribute to, by law? A. Pension plan B. IRA C. Social security (FICA) D. Vesting plan 2. Car insurance that pays for your injuries when you're in an accident in your car is _______. A. comprehensive B. liability C. medical D. collision 3. Jane Marko buys a car for $11,400.00. In three years, the car depreciates 48% in value. How much is the car worth in three years? A. $3,800.00 B. $4,788.00 C. $5,472.00 D. $5,928.00 4. Which of the following devices imparts ownership in a corporation? A. Stock B. Bond C. Savings account D. U.S. Treasury Bill 5. Ray Cupple bought a basic car costing $10,150.00, with options costing $738.00. There is a 6% sales tax in his state and a combined $50.00 license and registration fee. What was Ray's total cost? A. $10,938.00 B. $11,541.28 C. $11,547.00 D. $11,591.28 6. The Hamilton Brush Company issued 2,500 shares of common stock worth $100,000.00 total. What is the par value of each share? A. $25.00 B. $40.00 C. $400.00 D. $250.00 7. Which of the following is intended primarily to enhance a person's tax advantage and retirement income? A. U.S. Savings Bond B. Growth fund C. Money market fund D. IRA 8. A share of stock in the Bree Medical Supply Company is quoted at 35 1/4 . Suppose you hold 20 shares of that stock, which you bought at 31 1/2. If you sold your stock at 35 1/4, which of the following would be true? A. You made a profit of $75.00. B. You suffered a loss of $75.00. C. You made a profit of $705.00. D. You suffered a loss of $630.00. 9. What is the first step that a smart new-car buyer should take before talking to salespersons and putting a deposit on a car? A. Shop around for a car loan. B. Obtain car insurance. C. Study the car market. D. Test-drive the car. 10. Jane has a checkbook balance of $68.00. She then writes two checks, one for $5.00 and one for $62.50. She also deposits $75.00. She then uses her calculator to determine her new balance. Which of the following is the correct series of keys she should press? A. 6 8 + 7 5 - 5 - 6 2 . 5 0 B. ON/C 6 8 - 5 - 6 2 . 5 0 + 7 5 = C. 6 8 + 7 5 - 6 2 5 0 - 5 = D. ON/C 6 8 + 7 5 = 5 = 6 2 . 5 0 11. The Emerson First National Bank is lending you money to buy a new car. The loan agreement will probably state that you must carry _______ insurance. A. liability B. collision C. no-fault D. medical 12. On which of the following types of policies is it a certainty that the insurance company will have to make payment? (We have assumed that the policy has been kept current, payments have been made, and the insurance company remains in business.) A. Life insurance B. Comprehensive car insurance C. Medical insurance D. Liability insurance 13. The major difference between a calculator and a computer, when performing calculations, is that a A. calculator is faster but needs more human assistance. B. calculator is slower and needs more human assistance. C. computer is faster but needs more human assistance. D. computer is slower but needs less human assistance. 14. Your _______ should furnish enough money to live on, in an emergency, for six months. A. investments B. savings C. interest D. IRA 15. Which of the following best describes term life insurance? A. The insured is covered during his or her entire lifetime. B. The insured pays the premium until his or her death. C. The insured pays a premium for a specified number of years. D. The insured can borrow or collect the cash value of the policy. 16. All insurance is based on a principle called A. premium earnings. B. investment premiums. C. division of risk. D. cash value coverage. 17. In a health insurance policy, a statement that an applicant won't be covered for a certain pre-existing condition is called a/an A. exclusion. B. supplement. C. waiting period. D. major medical coverage. 18. The coverage included in an automobile insurance policy that covers property damage is _______ insurance. A. supplemental B. liability C. major medical D. term 19. A master plan is devised for A. emergencies. B. investments. C. short-term goals. D. long-range goals. 20. A _______ is invested by managers in a diversity of stocks, bonds, and other securities. A. series EE bond B. promissory note C. preferred stock D. mutual fund

May I please get some educated help? If you have earned income, which of the following retirement devices must you contribute to, by law? A. Pension plan B. IRA C. Social security (FICA) D. Vesting plan 2. Car insurance that pays for your injuries when you're in an accident in your car is _______. A. comprehensive B. liability C. medical D. collision 3. Jane Marko buys a car for $11,400.00. In three years, the car depreciates 48% in value. How much is the car worth in three years? A. $3,800.00 B. $4,788.00 C. $5,472.00 D. $5,928.00 4. Which of the following devices imparts ownership in a corporation? A. Stock B. Bond C. Savings account D. U.S. Treasury Bill 5. Ray Cupple bought a basic car costing $10,150.00, with options costing $738.00. There is a 6% sales tax in his state and a combined $50.00 license and registration fee. What was Ray's total cost? A. $10,938.00 B. $11,541.28 C. $11,547.00 D. $11,591.28 6. The Hamilton Brush Company issued 2,500 shares of common stock worth $100,000.00 total. What is the par value of each share? A. $25.00 B. $40.00 C. $400.00 D. $250.00 7. Which of the following is intended primarily to enhance a person's tax advantage and retirement income? A. U.S. Savings Bond B. Growth fund C. Money market fund D. IRA 8. A share of stock in the Bree Medical Supply Company is quoted at 35 1/4 . Suppose you hold 20 shares of that stock, which you bought at 31 1/2. If you sold your stock at 35 1/4, which of the following would be true? A. You made a profit of $75.00. B. You suffered a loss of $75.00. C. You made a profit of $705.00. D. You suffered a loss of $630.00. 9. What is the first step that a smart new-car buyer should take before talking to salespersons and putting a deposit on a car? A. Shop around for a car loan. B. Obtain car insurance. C. Study the car market. D. Test-drive the car. 10. Jane has a checkbook balance of $68.00. She then writes two checks, one for $5.00 and one for $62.50. She also deposits $75.00. She then uses her calculator to determine her new balance. Which of the following is the correct series of keys she should press? A. 6 8 + 7 5 - 5 - 6 2 . 5 0 B. ON/C 6 8 - 5 - 6 2 . 5 0 + 7 5 = C. 6 8 + 7 5 - 6 2 5 0 - 5 = D. ON/C 6 8 + 7 5 = 5 = 6 2 . 5 0 11. The Emerson First National Bank is lending you money to buy a new car. The loan agreement will probably state that you must carry _______ insurance. A. liability B. collision C. no-fault D. medical 12. On which of the following types of policies is it a certainty that the insurance company will have to make payment? (We have assumed that the policy has been kept current, payments have been made, and the insurance company remains in business.) A. Life insurance B. Comprehensive car insurance C. Medical insurance D. Liability insurance 13. The major difference between a calculator and a computer, when performing calculations, is that a A. calculator is faster but needs more human assistance. B. calculator is slower and needs more human assistance. C. computer is faster but needs more human assistance. D. computer is slower but needs less human assistance. 14. Your _______ should furnish enough money to live on, in an emergency, for six months. A. investments B. savings C. interest D. IRA 15. Which of the following best describes term life insurance? A. The insured is covered during his or her entire lifetime. B. The insured pays the premium until his or her death. C. The insured pays a premium for a specified number of years. D. The insured can borrow or collect the cash value of the policy. 16. All insurance is based on a principle called A. premium earnings. B. investment premiums. C. division of risk. D. cash value coverage. 17. In a health insurance policy, a statement that an applicant won't be covered for a certain pre-existing condition is called a/an A. exclusion. B. supplement. C. waiting period. D. major medical coverage. 18. The coverage included in an automobile insurance policy that covers property damage is _______ insurance. A. supplemental B. liability C. major medical D. term 19. A master plan is devised for A. emergencies. B. investments. C. short-term goals. D. long-range goals. 20. A _______ is invested by managers in a diversity of stocks, bonds, and other securities. A. series EE bond B. promissory note C. preferred stock D. mutual fund

I need help with my work so can someone please answer the following questions so i may compair.? 5. Ray Cupple bought a basic car costing $10,150.00, with options costing $738.00. There is a 6% sales tax in his state and a combined $50.00 license and registration fee. What was Ray's total cost? A. $10,938.00 B. $11,541.28 C. $11,547.00 D. $11,591.28 6. The Hamilton Brush Company issued 2,500 shares of common stock worth $100,000.00 total. What is the par value of each share? A. $25.00 B. $40.00 C. $400.00 D. $250.00 7. Which of the following is intended primarily to enhance a person's tax advantage and retirement income? A. U.S. Savings Bond B. Growth fund C. Money market fund D. IRA 8. A share of stock in the Bree Medical Supply Company is quoted at 35 1/4 . Suppose you hold 20 shares of that stock, which you bought at 31 1/2. If you sold your stock at 35 1/4, which of the following would be true? A. You made a profit of $75.00. B. You suffered a loss of $75.00. C. You made a profit of $705.00. D. You suffered a loss of $630.00. 9. What is the first step that a smart new-car buyer should take before talking to salespersons and putting a deposit on a car? A. Shop around for a car loan. B. Obtain car insurance. C. Study the car market. D. Test-drive the car. 10. Jane has a checkbook balance of $68.00. She then writes two checks, one for $5.00 and one for $62.50. She also deposits $75.00. She then uses her calculator to determine her new balance. Which of the following is the correct series of keys she should press? A. 6 8 + 7 5 - 5 - 6 2 . 5 0 B. ON/C 6 8 - 5 - 6 2 . 5 0 + 7 5 = C. 6 8 + 7 5 - 6 2 5 0 - 5 = D. ON/C 6 8 + 7 5 = 5 = 6 2 . 5 0 11. The Emerson First National Bank is lending you money to buy a new car. The loan agreement will probably state that you must carry _______ insurance. A. liability B. collision C. no-fault D. medical 12. On which of the following types of policies is it a certainty that the insurance company will have to make payment? (We have assumed that the policy has been kept current, payments have been made, and the insurance company remains in business.) A. Life insurance B. Comprehensive car insurance C. Medical insurance D. Liability insurance 13. The major difference between a calculator and a computer, when performing calculations, is that a A. calculator is faster but needs more human assistance. B. calculator is slower and needs more human assistance. C. computer is faster but needs more human assistance. D. computer is slower but needs less human assistance. 14. Your _______ should furnish enough money to live on, in an emergency, for six months. A. investments B. savings C. interest D. IRA 15. Which of the following best describes term life insurance? A. The insured is covered during his or her entire lifetime. B. The insured pays the premium until his or her death. C. The insured pays a premium for a specified number of years. D. The insured can borrow or collect the cash value of the policy. 16. All insurance is based on a principle called A. premium earnings. B. investment premiums. C. division of risk. D. cash value coverage. 17. In a health insurance policy, a statement that an applicant won't be covered for a certain pre-existing condition is called a/an A. exclusion. B. supplement. C. waiting period. D. major medical coverage. 18. The coverage included in an automobile insurance policy that covers property damage is _______ insurance. A. supplemental B. liability C. major medical D. term 19. A master plan is devised for A. emergencies. B. investments. C. short-term goals. D. long-range goals. 20. A _______ is invested by managers in a diversity of stocks, bonds, and other securities. A. series EE bond B. promissory note C. preferred stock D. mutual fund

I just want to check these arrows are pointing to the answer i would appreciate this ty? 1. If you have earned income, which of the following retirement devices must you contribute to, by law? A. Pension plan B. IRA C. Social security (FICA)<<<<< D. Vesting plan 2. Car insurance that pays for your injuries when you're in an accident in your car is _______. A. comprehensive B. liability C. medical<<<<<<< D. collision 3. Jane Marko buys a car for $11,400.00. In three years, the car depreciates 48% in value. How much is the car worth in three years? A. $3,800.00 B. $4,788.00 C. $5,472.00<<<<<<< D. $5,928.00 4. Which of the following devices imparts ownership in a corporation? A. Stock<<<<<<< B. Bond C. Savings account D. U.S. Treasury Bill 5. Ray Cupple bought a basic car costing $10,150.00, with options costing $738.00. There is a 6% sales tax in his state and a combined $50.00 license and registration fee. What was Ray's total cost? A. $10,938.00 B. $11,541.28 C. $11,547.00 D. $11,591.28<<<<<<<< 6. The Hamilton Brush Company issued 2,500 shares of common stock worth $100,000.00 total. What is the par value of each share? A. $25.00<<<<<<<< B. $40.00 C. $400.00 D. $250.00 7. Which of the following is intended primarily to enhance a person's tax advantage and retirement income? A. U.S. Savings Bond B. Growth fund C. Money market fund D. IRA<<<<<<<<<<< 8. A share of stock in the Bree Medical Supply Company is quoted at 35 1/4 . Suppose you hold 20 shares of that stock, which you bought at 31 1/2. If you sold your stock at 35 1/4, which of the following would be true? A. You made a profit of $75.00.<<<<<<<<< B. You suffered a loss of $75.00. C. You made a profit of $705.00. D. You suffered a loss of $630.00. 9. What is the first step that a smart new-car buyer should take before talking to salespersons and putting a deposit on a car? A. Shop around for a car loan. B. Obtain car insurance. C. Study the car market.<<<<<<< D. Test-drive the car. 10. Jane has a checkbook balance of $68.00. She then writes two checks, one for $5.00 and one for $62.50. She also deposits $75.00. She then uses her calculator to determine her new balance. Which of the following is the correct series of keys she should press? A. 6 8 + 7 5 - 5 - 6 2 . 5 0 B. ON/C 6 8 - 5 - 6 2 . 5 0 + 7 5 =<<<<<<< C. 6 8 + 7 5 - 6 2 5 0 - 5 = D. ON/C 6 8 + 7 5 = 5 = 6 2 . 5 0 11. The Emerson First National Bank is lending you money to buy a new car. The loan agreement will probably state that you must carry _______ insurance. A. liability B. collision C. no-fault<<<<<<<<<<<< D. medical 12. On which of the following types of policies is it a certainty that the insurance company will have to make payment? (We have assumed that the policy has been kept current, payments have been made, and the insurance company remains in business.) A. Life insurance<<<<<<<<<<< B. Comprehensive car insurance C. Medical insurance D. Liability insurance 13. The major difference between a calculator and a computer, when performing calculations, is that a A. calculator is faster but needs more human assistance.<<<<<<<<< B. calculator is slower and needs more human assistance. C. computer is faster but needs more human assistance. D. computer is slower but needs less human assistance. 14. Your _______ should furnish enough money to live on, in an emergency, for six months. A. investments B. savings<<<<<< C. interest D. IRA 15. Which of the following best describes term life insurance? A. The insured is covered during his or her entire lifetime. B. The insured pays the premium until his or her death. C. The insured pays a premium for a specified number of years.<<<<<<<<<< D. The insured can borrow or collect the cash value of the policy. 16. All insurance is based on a principle called A. premium earnings. B. investment premiums. C. division of risk.<<<<<<<<<< D. cash value coverage. 17. In a health insurance policy, a statement that an applicant won't be covered for a certain pre-existing condition is called a/an A. exclusion.<<<<<<<<< B. supplement. C. waiting period. D. major medical coverage. 18. The coverage included in an automobile insurance policy that covers property damage is _______ insurance. A. supplemental B. liability<<<<<<<<< C. major medical D. term 19. A master plan is devised for A. emergencies. B. investments. C. short-term goals. D. long-range goals.<<<<<<< 20. A _______ is invested by managers in a diversity of stocks, bonds, and othe 20. r securities. A. series EE bond B.promissorynote C.preferred stock D.mutual fund<<<<<<<<

I found 65 shares of AT&T dated 1984 what are they worth today.? I could swear there use to be these online WHAT IF calculators, meaning what if i invested 50 dollars in McDonalds in 1960 what would it be worth today, and it would show you. Well today i found paperwork that shows i have 65 shares of AT&T this paper is dated 1984 so I am wondering the total value today, i know the stock may have split several times, where can i find these tools in the future to get my own answers?

Homeschool, homework HELP in comsumer math pt.3 from penn foster? 1. If you have earned income, which of the following retirement devices must you contribute to, by law? A. Pension plan B. IRA C. Social security (FICA) D. Vesting plan 2. Car insurance that pays for your injuries when you're in an accident in your car is _______. A. comprehensive B. liability C. medical D. collision 3. Jane Marko buys a car for $11,400.00. In three years, the car depreciates 48% in value. How much is the car worth in three years? 5. Ray Cupple bought a basic car costing $10,150.00, with options costing $738.00. There is a 6% sales tax in his state and a combined $50.00 license and registration fee. What was Ray's total cost? A. $10,938.00 B. $11,541.28 C. $11,547.00 D. $11,591.28 8. A share of stock in the Bree Medical Supply Company is quoted at 35 1/4 . Suppose you hold 20 shares of that stock, which you bought at 31 1/2. If you sold your stock at 35 1/4, which of the following would be true? A. You made a profit of $75.00. B. You suffered a loss of $75.00. C. You made a profit of $705.00. D. You suffered a loss of $630.00. 9. What is the first step that a smart new-car buyer should take before talking to salespersons and putting a deposit on a car? A. Shop around for a car loan. B. Obtain car insurance. C. Study the car market. D. Test-drive the car. 13. The major difference between a calculator and a computer, when performing calculations, is that a A. calculator is faster but needs more human assistance. B. calculator is slower and needs more human assistance. C. computer is faster but needs more human assistance. D. computer is slower but needs less human assistance. 15. Which of the following best describes term life insurance? A. The insured is covered during his or her entire lifetime. B. The insured pays the premium until his or her death. C. The insured pays a premium for a specified number of years. D. The insured can borrow or collect the cash value of the policy. 19. A master plan is devised for A. emergencies. B. investments. C. short-term goals. D. long-range goals. 20. A _______ is invested by managers in a diversity of stocks, bonds, and other securities. A. series EE bond B. promissory note C. preferred stock D. mutual fund A. $3,800.00 B. $4,788.00 C. $5,472.00 D. $5,928.00

ARE THESE THE CORRECT ANSWERS? IM NOT ASKING FOR ANYONE TO DO MY HOMEWORK, IM JUST DOUBLE CHECKING AND MAKING SURE ITS CORRECT, WHEN IM IN DOUBT I ALWAYS ASK, SO PLEASE CAN YOU HELP ME IN THIS ONE..THE ONE I HAVE ANSWERED ARE MARKED [ ] Jane has a checkbook balance of $68.00. She then writes two checks, one for $5.00 and one for $62.50. She also deposits $75.00. She then uses her calculator to determine her new balance. Which of the following is the correct series of keys she should press? A. ON/C 6 8 + 7 5 = 5 = 6 2 . 5 0 B. 6 8 + 7 5 – 6 2 5 0 – 5 = [C] ON/C 6 8 – 5 – 6 2 . 5 0 + 7 5 = D. 6 8 + 7 5 – 5 – 6 2 . 5 0 he Waverly Brush Company issued 4,000 shares of common stock worth $200,000.00 total. What is the par value of each share? A.$40 B. $400 C. $500 [D] $50 THANK YOU!

I keep getting these wrong and i dont understand why... can anyone please help? 1. If you have earned income, which of the following retirement devices must you contribute to, by law? A. Pension plan B. IRA C. Social security (FICA) D. Vesting plan 2. Car insurance that pays for your injuries when you're in an accident in your car is _______. A. comprehensive B. liability C. medical D. collision 4. Which of the following devices imparts ownership in a corporation? A. Stock B. Bond C. Savings account D. U.S. Treasury Bill 7. Which of the following is intended primarily to enhance a person's tax advantage and retirement income? A. U.S. Savings Bond B. Growth fund C. Money market fund D. IRA 9. What is the first step that a smart new-car buyer should take before talking to salespersons and putting a deposit on a car? A. Shop around for a car loan. B. Obtain car insurance. C. Study the car market. D. Test-drive the car. 11. The Emerson First National Bank is lending you money to buy a new car. The loan agreement will probably state that you must carry _______ insurance. A. liability B. collision C. no-fault D. medical 13. The major difference between a calculator and a computer, when performing calculations, is that a A. calculator is faster but needs more human assistance. B. calculator is slower and needs more human assistance. C. computer is faster but needs more human assistance. D. computer is slower but needs less human assistance. 14. Your _______ should furnish enough money to live on, in an emergency, for six months. A. investments B. savings C. interest D. IRA 15. Which of the following best describes term life insurance? A. The insured is covered during his or her entire lifetime. B. The insured pays the premium until his or her death. C. The insured pays a premium for a specified number of years. D. The insured can borrow or collect the cash value of the policy. 17. In a health insurance policy, a statement that an applicant won't be covered for a certain pre-existing condition is called a/an A. exclusion. B. supplement. C. waiting period. D. major medical coverage. 20. A _______ is invested by managers in a diversity of stocks, bonds, and other securities. A. series EE bond B. promissory note C. preferred stock D. mutual fund

i put 1 as d and 2 as d and 4 as b and 7 as a and 9 as a and 11 as a and 12 as a and 14 as c and i got them wr? 1. If you have earned income, which of the following retirement devices must you contribute to, by law? A. Pension plan B. IRA C. Social security (FICA) D. Vesting plan 2. Car insurance that pays for your injuries when you're in an accident in your car is _______. A. comprehensive B. liability C. medical D. collision 4. Which of the following devices imparts ownership in a corporation? A. Stock B. Bond C. Savings account D. U.S. Treasury Bill 7. Which of the following is intended primarily to enhance a person's tax advantage and retirement income? A. U.S. Savings Bond B. Growth fund C. Money market fund D. IRA 9. What is the first step that a smart new-car buyer should take before talking to salespersons and putting a deposit on a car? A. Shop around for a car loan. B. Obtain car insurance. C. Study the car market. D. Test-drive the car. 11. The Emerson First National Bank is lending you money to buy a new car. The loan agreement will probably state that you must carry _______ insurance. A. liability B. collision C. no-fault D. medical 13. The major difference between a calculator and a computer, when performing calculations, is that a A. calculator is faster but needs more human assistance. B. calculator is slower and needs more human assistance. C. computer is faster but needs more human assistance. D. computer is slower but needs less human assistance. 14. Your _______ should furnish enough money to live on, in an emergency, for six months. A. investments B. savings C. interest D. IRA 15. Which of the following best describes term life insurance? A. The insured is covered during his or her entire lifetime. B. The insured pays the premium until his or her death. C. The insured pays a premium for a specified number of years. D. The insured can borrow or collect the cash value of the policy. 17. In a health insurance policy, a statement that an applicant won't be covered for a certain pre-existing condition is called a/an A. exclusion. B. supplement. C. waiting period. D. major medical coverage. 20. A _______ is invested by managers in a diversity of stocks, bonds, and other securities. A. series EE bond B. promissory note C. preferred stock D. mutual fund

I need some help with these, i am getting them wrong, but im not understanding why.? 1. If you have earned income, which of the following retirement devices must you contribute to, by law? A. Pension plan B. IRA C. Social security (FICA) D. Vesting plan 2. Car insurance that pays for your injuries when you're in an accident in your car is _______. A. comprehensive B. liability C. medical D. collision 4. Which of the following devices imparts ownership in a corporation? A. Stock B. Bond C. Savings account D. U.S. Treasury Bill 7. Which of the following is intended primarily to enhance a person's tax advantage and retirement income? A. U.S. Savings Bond B. Growth fund C. Money market fund D. IRA 9. What is the first step that a smart new-car buyer should take before talking to salespersons and putting a deposit on a car? A. Shop around for a car loan. B. Obtain car insurance. C. Study the car market. D. Test-drive the car. 11. The Emerson First National Bank is lending you money to buy a new car. The loan agreement will probably state that you must carry _______ insurance. A. liability B. collision C. no-fault D. medical 13. The major difference between a calculator and a computer, when performing calculations, is that a A. calculator is faster but needs more human assistance. B. calculator is slower and needs more human assistance. C. computer is faster but needs more human assistance. D. computer is slower but needs less human assistance. 14. Your _______ should furnish enough money to live on, in an emergency, for six months. A. investments B. savings C. interest D. IRA 15. Which of the following best describes term life insurance? A. The insured is covered during his or her entire lifetime. B. The insured pays the premium until his or her death. C. The insured pays a premium for a specified number of years. D. The insured can borrow or collect the cash value of the policy. 17. In a health insurance policy, a statement that an applicant won't be covered for a certain pre-existing condition is called a/an A. exclusion. B. supplement. C. waiting period. D. major medical coverage. 20. A _______ is invested by managers in a diversity of stocks, bonds, and other securities. A. series EE bond B. promissory note C. preferred stock D. mutual fund

6 math questions please help? 3. What percent of 20 is 18? (2 points) 11.1% 9% 90% 49.5% 12. What is 6% of 117? (2 points) 5.97 8.07 7.02 7.37 6. Used CDs make up 41.3% of a music store’s stock. If the store has a total of 1,000 CDs, estimate the number of used CDs in stock. (2 points) 4,000 CDs 500 CDs 400 CDs 300 CDs During the month of February, Fabulous Feet Shoe Mart sold 50 pairs of red loafers. After an ad campaign to boost sales, they sold 60 pairs in March. Find the percent of increase in sales. (2 points) 12% 20% 15% 23% 11. The probability of the complement of an event is ____ less than the probability of the event itself. (2 points) sometimes always never 4. In a batch of 960 calculators, 8 were found to be defective. What is the probability that a calculator chosen at random will be defective? Write the probability as a percent. Round to the nearest tenth of a percent if necessary. (2 points) 74.4% 0.8% 99.2% 1.1% 2. The pair of points is on the graph of an inverse variation. Find the missing value. (2.4, 3) and (5, y) (2 points) 1.44 1 6.25 0.69

Finance math help! (10pts)? 19 Future Value Of An Annuity: Your client is 40 years old; and she wants to begin a saving retirement, with the first payment to come one year from now. She can save $5,000 per year; and you advise her to invest it in the stock market, which you expect to provide an average return of 9% in the future. Since our client is not making the payment until after the first year, this is an ORDINARY ANNUITY. 0[---------1[-----------2[----etc[ $5,000 $5,000 etc PMT=5,000 I/Y=9 Step 1. I need to find the Future Value. a.If she follows your advice, how much money will she have at 65? Objective: Find the future value. Step 1. Find the number of years. 65-40=25 PMT=-5,000 I/y=9 N=25 CPT FV FV=423,504.48 b.How much will she have at 70? Objective: Find the future value. Step 1. Find N, 70-40=30 PMT=-5,000 I/Y=9 N=30 CPT FV FV=-681,537.69 c.She expects to live for 20 years if she retires at 65 and for 15 years if she retires at 70. If her investments continue to earn the same rate, how much will she be able to withdraw at the end of each year after retirement at each retirement age? I have NO IDEA how to do the above. I don't know how to work excel, so if someone could just tell me how to solve with with the calculator that would be perfect! No, its not-I've worked two of the problems and am asking for help to work problem C. Because I need someone to show me how it is supposed to be worked.

Is there a Historical Stock Calculator online? I surprisingly can't find any calculator that allows you to determine how much an stock investment is (or would have been worth) over time. Does anyone know of a site/widget/tool where you can enter an amount, stock, and date and it will calculate today's value (with dividends and splits included into it's algorithm)?

Math Problem?? I Dont Understand.. Pleasee Hellppp Mee? Short-response questions are often worth 2 points.To get full credit you need to give the correct answer and either give a good explanation, justify your thinking, or show your work. Example: Jenna had a coupon for $15 off the price of a graphing calculator. She used it to buy a calculator for $89 before tax. (a) Write an equation to find the original price. (b) Solve your equation. Here is a scoring rubric to help assess different types of answers. Scoring Rubric [2] The original price of the calculator is correct.The equation and the solution are correct with all work shown. [1] The original price is correct, but no work is shown, OR the original price is incorrect but the work shown has minimal errors. Here are three responses with the points each received. 2 points: x is the original price. x - 15 = 89 x - 15 + 15 = 89 + 15 x = 104 The original price was $104. 1 point: x is the original price. x + 15 = 89 x + 15 - 15 = 89 - 15 x = 74 The original price was $74. 0 points: The original price was $74. Use the scoring rubric to explain the score given for each response. 1. the 2-point response 2. the 1-point response 3. the 0-point response Write and solve an equation to solve each problem. Then score your answer using the scoring rubric above. 4. Your grandfather gives you a share of stock that it is currently worth $62. He tells you that it has increased in value by $17 since he purchased it. How much did he pay for the stock? 5. The height of a multistory building is 135 ft. It has 15 stories.What is the height of each story?

Ideas for extra cash! (I'm not one of the lazy hands out idiots...I know it takes work!)? I'm looking for specific work to meet my availability! I'm 17 years old and live in Central PA. Carlisle/Mechanicsburg area. I have a job now, that even at part time is a steady 18-25 hours/week. I just need a little extra each month to be able to pay a slightly higher car payment. So, I'm looking for something to fit in on the days I have off work. My biggest problem is that I don't have a set schedule, so every Thursday is when I find out the following weeks schedule. I wouldn't mind if the employer could just put me on the schedule for the days I have off on such short notice or if I could pick my own hours. I'm going to be exerting myself as it is, so I'd like the pay to be more than minimum wage, depending on the tasks. I know this sounds crazy, looking for a job at 17 and asking for the power to pick my schedule and make more than what I normally do, but I think it's reasonable considering I already have a job and a wide variety of skills. I'm not trying to brag on Yahoo, but I need an employer to be able to see what they're looking for. As for my skills; I can cook moderately well with a good understanding of a fast paced kitchen, above average understanding of computers(including microsoft software), ashamed to list, but I'm a gamer, Call of Duty especially, not incredible, but better than most, I have excellent people-skills, I'm very calm and confident when speaking to a group – big or small, I'm very careful about my work, with very close attention to detial, catching many mistakes on teacher hand-outs, as well as when revising my own work, almost always grammatically correct(please don't point out if I have a mistake.. ha), I have a Gifted IQ, I work best in heated situations - deadlines and competitions, a quick learner, elected a leadership role by equal others frequently, for various things from planning and executing a large event or recipe, all the way up to my manager giving me decision roles, I can think extremely quickly on my feet in clutch situations, I excel greatest in mathematics (I do a lot of quick mental math at the times of others using calculators, nothing too extreme though) and English (don't judge by this post since it's purely informational, but my writings in class have been sent to college professors a few times, as well as compared to editors of magazines), I have no artistic form of creativity whatsoever, I express my ideas through my writings and sometimes hands-on brain buster models that we solve in my Gifted Program class, but not drawings, I have reliable transportation to and from work, I'm not an overweight lazy gamer, but I don't have an extreme muscular build, more so that I'm still rather athletic though, strong enough to lift and organize boxes in the stock room at my job now, not knowledgeable enough to be a mechanic, but learning ins-and-outs of a car is my latest fad, so learning more while working would be IDEAL! I follow sports pretty closely, basketball and football mainly, I play billiards competitively, and lastly I have a passion for music, unfortunatley not making or playing, but listening to it intensively, being able criticize and translate the meaning in my head automatically like I do with corrections. I work in a retail store now, which requires me to communicate with co-workers and also new and returning customers, keep an appropriate visual presentation of the store, keep the stock room organized and able to easily access, contribute to a team effort of overall sales, work a cash register quickly and efficiently, receive and return money with correct value, stay productive throughout my shift and cheesy enough, to have a positive attitude toward even the most uncooperative customers! I listed so many examples mainly because of the possibilities that are out there. I'm open to all suggestions and tips! I've looked into jobs satisfying my criteria, like Triond.com, a website “paying” you for writing articles about almost anything, including the behind the scenes of video games. A company supporting Cutco Kitchenware, a scam/marketing oppurtunity for people with selling experience, driving capability and people skills, is a similar problem. Triond.com and Cutco are two examples of places that would be fantastic, I just don't know if they're real or if they're scams. If anyone has any FACTUAL, REAL, VISUAL proof that either of these two, or any alike are real, please let me see! Lastly, keep in mind these ideas before suggesting... 1. Flexible Hours/Reasonable Pay 2. I don't mind being around cars, driving or working on them. Trying to learn more. 3. It doesn't even have to be a job that I leave the house for. I already said about the online articles. Ideas like those are perfect, given they're REAL! 4. Sadly, $$$ > Values 5. I'm only 17. 18 after summer, so hours of the job would have to abide by PA State Laws. Thank you for

Business Math, Part 2 & 3? 00708100-Part 2 1. What is 5 1/4 ÷ 2 2/7? A. 2 C. 12 B. 2 19/64 D. 12 19/64 2. It takes you approximately 1/3 hr to type a memo. If you plan to work for 6 hours, how many memos can you type? A. 2 C. 9 B. 6 D. 18 3. Ann works 5 1/2 hours, Mary works 6 1/3 hours, and John works 4 1/4 hours. How many combined hours have they worked? A. 15 5/12 C. 16 5/12 B. 15 1/12 D. 16 1/12 4. A certain stock starts the day at $27 3/8 per share. If it drops $2 1/2 during the day, what is its closing value? A. $24 1/8 C. $25 1/8 B. $24 7/8 D. $25 7/8 5. In your office, 1/8 of the 288 employees work part-time. How many are part-time? A. 34 C. 38 B. 36 D. 40 6. If you pay $8.50 per square yard of carpeting, what is your total cost for 27.5 square yards? A. $223.75 C. $232.75 B. $228.75 D. $233.75 7. A company pays $379.50 for its employees to attend a luncheon. If the cost is $8.25 per person, how many employees does the company have? A. 42 C. 52 B. 46 D. 56 8. One store sells a ream of paper for $37.25. Another store sells the same paper for $32.50. What are your savings at the first store? A. $3.75 C. $4.75 B. $4.25 D. $5.25 9. You pay the following for supplies: $19.36 for pens; $21.75 for notepads; and $32.26 for computer paper. What is your total? A. $73.37 C. $77.37 B. $73.73 D. $77.73 10. Tom works the following hours in a week. What is his average for the week? Monday 7.5 Tuesday 8.5 Wednesday 10.0 Thursday 9.5 Friday 11.0 A. 8.2 C. 9.5 B. 9.3 D. 9.7 11. Convert 125 km to miles. A. 77.675 miles C. 133.663 miles B. 116.898 miles D. 201.159 miles 12. You know the distance between two cities is 140 miles. What is the distance in kilometers? A. 85.445 km C. 225.298 km B. 86.996 km D. 225.302 km 13. How many U.S. quarts are contained in 12 L? A. 10.56 qt C. 12.684 qt B. 11.352 qt D. 13.638 qt 14. If an office is 120 sq ft, what is the measurement in square meters? A. 11.148 sq meters C. 12.148 sq meters B. 11.152 sq meters D. 12.152 sq meters 15. Assuming a speed limit is 105 km/hr, what is this in miles per hour? A. 50.247 mph C. 60.247 mph B. 55.247 mph D. 65.247 mph 16. Round 14.857 to the nearest tenth. A. 10.0 C. 14.9 B. 14.8 D. 15.0 17. Paul earned a salary of $926.35 and a commission of $136.15. How much did he earn in all? A. $780.20 C. $1,052.50 B. $790.20 D. $1,062.50 18. Shelly ran 2 1/4 miles. Lynne ran 3 1/8 miles. Who ran farther and by how much? A. Shelly by 7/8 miles C. Lynne by 7/8 miles B. Shelly by 3/4 miles D. Lynne by 3/4 miles 19. A pet store has eight dogs and cats. Three are dogs. What fraction represents the number of cats? A. 1/4 C. 1/2 B. 3/8 D. 5/8 20. Convert 56 mm to inches. A. 1.174 in. C. 2.174 in. B. 1.184 in. D. 2.184 in. 00708200-Part 3 1. A $50 computer program is on sale for $37.50. What is the percent decrease? A. 10% C. 20% B. 15% D. 25% 2. Peggy earns $0.68 per piece as a garment worker. What are her total wages if she had the following production rate? Monday 81 Tuesday 88 Wednesday 92 Thursday 93 Friday 89 A. $300.00 C. $315.24 B. $301.24 D. $443.00 3. Mark's gross pay for the week was $950.00. His total deductions were $118.54. What is his net pay? A. $831.46 C. $832.46 B. $831.54 D. $832.54 4. Find the ordinary interest on $1,800 for two months at a rate of 12%. A. $32 C. $54 B. $36 D. $216 5. Harry earns 5% commission on his total sales. What was his commission if he had sales of $9,250? A. 412.50 C. 512.50 B. 462.50 D. 562.50 6. How much money will you have at the end of one year if interest is compounded semi-annually at 10% on a $600 deposit? A. $659.50 C. $661.50 B. $660.00 D. $662.00 7. If Kevin makes $7.75 an hour and works 45 hours, what is his gross pay? A. $315.75 C. $338.75 B. $318.75 D. $348.75 8. Find the selling price of an item listed at $400 subject to a discounted series of $25%, 10%, and 5%. A. $225.00 C. $270.00 B. $256.50 D. $300.00 9. Last month, a company had receipts totaling $3,700. The company had overhead costs of $444. What is the rate of overhead? A. 10% C. 12% B. 11% D. 13% 10. Jim bought an $89 calculator discounted 25%. What did he pay for the calculator? A. $72.50 C. $74.50 B. $66.75 D. $75.50 11. An invoice for $450 has terms 2/10, 1/30, n/60. If you pay on the eighth day, how much will you remit? A. $441.00 C. $446.00 B. $445.50 D. $450.00 12. Find the exact interest for $600 at 8% for 45 days. (Round to the nearest cent.) A. $5.92 C. $6.00 B. $5.95 D. $6.36 13. Ross worked 43 hours in a certain week. He was paid $8.50 per hour and time and a half for all hours over 40. Determine his gross pay. A. $378.25 C. $478.25 B. $448.25 D. $548.25 14. Allison is offered an annual salary of $24,500. What would be her biweekly gross pay? (Round to the nearest cent.) A. $471.15 C. $1020.83 B. $942.31 D. $2041.67 15. What will the 6% sales tax be on purchases totaling $145.50? A. $7.28 C. $10.19 B. $8.73 D. $11.64 16. There are 24 employees out sick one day at Imperial Hardware. This is 8% of the total workforce. How many employees does this company have? A. 300 C. 340 B. 320 D. 360 17. Kyle works 40 hours at a rate of $10.75 per hour. He has total deductions of $87.25. What is his net pay? A. $342.75 C. $412.75 B. $362.25 D. $430.00 18. Nicole bought a piece of property for $12,000. She sold it for $15,000. What is the percent of increase? A. 10% C. 20% B. 15% D. 25% 19. Change 5/8 to a percentage. A. 37.5% C. 87.5% B. 62.5% D. 92.5% 20. You buy 24 keyboards for $120 each less 15%. What is your subtotal before taxes? A. $2425 C. $2552 B. $2448 D. $2880 Please post any stupid answers telling me i need to do my own homework. and if anyone does pennfoster then this should be easy for you if you alredy have the answers. help someone out!!

fun things to do at walmart [joke]? * Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. * Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. * Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. * Start playing football -- see how many people you can get to join in. * Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and yell, ''I need some tampons!!'' * Try on bras over top of your clothes. * Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms. * While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible ''Sex and Candy'' * Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, ''I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares,'' and see what happens. * Tune all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off and turn the volumes to ''10.'' * Play with the automatic doors. * Walk up to complete strangers and say, ''Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!...'' etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. * While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, ''Who BUYS this shit, anyway?'' . * Put pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. * Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. *. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. * As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, ''Wow. Magic!'' * Put M&M's on layaway. * Move ''Caution: Wet Floor'' signs to carpeted areas. * Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. * Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. * Nonchalantly ''test'' the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. * Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,''...I'm Batman. Come, Robin -- to the Batcave!" * TP as much of the store as possible. * Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. * Play with the calculators so that they all spell ''hello'' upside down. (01134) * When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, ''Why won't you people just leave me alone?" * When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, ''Red Rover!'' * Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. * Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full-scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. * Take bets on the battle described above. * Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. Barbie. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect...) * While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. * While no one's watching, quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms. * Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from ''Mission: Impossible.' * Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. * Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. * Fill an entire cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. * Set up a ''Valet Parking'' sign in front of the store. * Two words: ''Marco Polo.' * Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. * ''Re-alphabetize'' the CDs in Electronics. * In the auto department, practice your ''Madonna'' look with various funnels. * Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like ''the fat man walks alone,'' and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. * While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying ''How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won.'' Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. * When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, ''No, no! It's those voices again!'' * Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. * Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax.If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. * Get a stuffed animal, go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying ''Good girl, good Bessie." * Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putting one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. * When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. * Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. * Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. * Test the fishing rods and see what you can ''catch'' from the other aisles. * In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with a girl and start flirting with him as ditisily as possible: ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. ''Hi! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle).'' * Hold indoor shopping cart races. * Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. * When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially through narrow aisles. * Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. * Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. * Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. * Say things like, ''Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?'' * Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., ''Do you have any Shnerples here?'' * Ride a display bicycle through the store -- claim you're taking it for a ''test drive.'' * Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. * Get boxes of condoms and randomly slip them into peoples' carts when they aren't paying attention. E-Mail this Joke If you don't value friendship you are welcome to e-mail this joke to a friend.